You too can be just like president trump!
WikiLeekZ is Our Name…Satire is Our Game
WikiLeekZ is Our Name…Satire is Our Game
(FAKE) Hydroxychloroquine…THE Wonder Drug!
Statement by the
manufactures of (Fake) Hydroxychloroquine
You too can be just like president
trump! What you’ve always dreamed of…going maskless!
Take just
one small white tablet a day and you will be forever protected* against Covid
19, cancer, heart disease, dropsy, incontinence, blurred vision and
hallucinations.
In the
meantime, we must state that our Dear Leader is our test guinea pig and we’re
watching closely for any signs of reason, wit, reality or empathy occurring in
his brain and heart.
For best
results, follow these instructions: 1 tablet /day + 4 oz. Lysol chaser + 6
hours/day watching Fox News + 4 hrs/day on Twitter + all taken with generous
portions of French Fries, a Double Cheese Huge Mac and 2 chocolate milk shakes…and
throw away your masks and gloves!
You may or
may not turn into a mini (or maxi) trump, but you will definitely go on line to
procure a Confederate Flag, 2 camo uniforms and an AK-47…if you’re still
sentient.
*Actually, the FDA, NIH, CDC, FBI,
NAACP, AAA, KKK & WHO have not approved the drug- but they’re thinking of
maybe, perhaps considering a testing protocol sometime in the distant future.
WikiLeekZ is NOT the NEWZ,
But May Be Someday
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