Buffalo Horned Guy to Get Major Book and Film Deals
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is Our Game
Today, WikiLeekZ
has learned that the ‘Buffalo Guy’, who
was part of the invasion of and insurrection at the Capitol Building on January
6th has retained an talent agent as well as a criminal attorney.
From his
perch in jail, ‘Buffalo Guy’ is
fielding offers his agent is forwarding him for major film deals as well as a book deal, an
animated film project and a TV cartoon series tentatively titled “Buffalo Guy Roams the Capitol”.
His agent is
trying to smuggle granola and kale into his cell while Buffalo Guy continues on
his vegetarian hunger strike. He was heard to shout that real patriotic
American Buffaloes maintained a strict vegetarian diet and that he would
continue his hunger strike until he was served genuine Montana Buffalo Grass.
In the
meantime, he misses his Mommy and has trouble sleeping without his fur hat and
trump flag.
Word from
his agent is that he had better maintain his health because his calendar of
personal appearances (at 5K a pop)
with Donald trump (at 3K a pop) is
filling up fast.
WikiLeekZ is NOT the NEWZ,
But May Be Someday
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