trump Plans Costly Patriotic Sendoff from Florida on Inauguration Day…Biden Agrees
WikiLeekZ is Our Name…Satire
is Our Game
For weeks,
the press has been speculating on trump’s Inaugural Week ideas. WikiLeekZ can
now reveal trump’s plans.
Trump, in
concert with his newly minted Space Force is planning a blockbuster sendoff
from trump’s new Florida home base.
WikiLeekZ
has learned the bad news that the extravaganza will cost taxpayers 74 million
dollars…on Biden’s tab, of course.
The good
news, for at least 80 million Americans who voted to remove trump from office,
is that trump will be the first American to venture to Mars. trump has been
convinced that being the first person on Mars will make him the most famous
person in the world…and ‘what’s more important than that’,
trump asks!
Approximately
100 days from liftoff, trump will be landing on Mars about the same time that
President Biden signs his last executive order rolling back hundreds of trump’s
damaging orders.
During those
100 days, WikiLeekZ has noticed that the lights have been turned off in the
Space Force ‘Return From Mars Planning Department’.
WikiLeekZ is NOT the NEWZ,
But May Be Someday
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