trump - ‘Resignation
is Possible, We’ll have to See’
WikiLeekZ is
Our Name…Satire is Our Game
According to sources in the White House close to both trump and WikiLeekZ, trump is considering resigning from his post as president of the United States.
In semi-confidential talks with close aids, WikiLeekZ has learned that trump has expressed a desire ‘to spend more time with my family’.
Trump believes that leaving the presidency early would also allow him to perfect his golf game and watch the Wharton School of Business webinars on ‘How to Avoid Bankruptcy in the Hotel Business’ and ‘Diversity Training for Your Hotels’.
trump also related to associates that resigning immediately would enable him to continue his studies of Newtonian Physics and catch up with episodes of ‘The Tiger King’.
trump’s aides also suggested to WikiLeekZ that trump was anxious to put the finishing touches on the Great American Novel on which he has been tirelessly working since that fateful ride down the escalator five years ago in NYC with the love of his life.
The sticking point for thump is his mistrust of Pence. He doesn’t trust a President Pence to grant trump a pardon nor is trump sure that Pence will honor his pledge to appoint Ivanka as Vice President.
So trump has yet another weighty question to ponder as he searches the White House for an errant Twitter account enabling him to enlighten the world of his latest fantasies and lies.
WikiLeekZ is NOT the NEWZ But May Be
Someday
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