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NRA & NFL set to sign Pact

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WikiLeekZ has it on good authority* that the NRA is going to make a proposal to the NFL. Their plan is to encourage its membership to bring their guns to Sunday football games.

Those NRA members bringing fully loaded AK 47's will be treated to a Skybox seat. If you're carrying a hunting rifle or other long gun, a field level seat will be at your disposal and packing any hand gun will allow you to sit in 50 yard line seats.

Seating arrangements will be partially paid for by Smith&Wesson, Colt and other arms manufacturers. Johnson&Johnson which expects to continue selling at least 20% of its medical supplies due to gunshot wounds, Fox News and Forest Lawn Cemetery will pick up the rest of the tab.

According to the leaked Pact draft, one of the NRA's best arguments for this arrangement is that if the football players take a knee instead of properly honoring the Flag, there's a good chance that one or more of the players will be shot as an example to all other protesters.

Trump, all nationally elected Republicans and even some Democratic congressmen have agreed to support this effort by the NRA in an attempt to boost gun sales and by extension, continue these uniquely American traditions of mass carnage and cash to politicians.

The NRA has been heartened by the House and Senate's previous inactivity after Columbine, Newtown and Orlando.

Trump is set to deliver his speech in Las Vegas tomorrow...the final rewrite of his speech has already been e-mailed to him by the NRA PR department.

*WikiLeekZ's high school campaign manager went on to be an important cog in the NRA machinery...and is now leaking secret NRA memos.

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