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Special Counsel Robert Mueller to Indict Trump

WikiLeekZ has the best 3rd hand information that Special Prosecutor Robert Mueller will bring charges against Donald J Trump, Sr. on Monday.

The sealed indictment states that Mueller has uncovered a little known, obscure Constitutional codicil to the 25th Amendment* stating that among reasons to remove a sitting president from office by a Special Counsel are: stupid, vindictive, crude, bullying and ignorant Tweets; watching Fox News to an unbelievably excessive degree and getting his (or her) news exclusively from Fox; wearing excessively long red ties more than 2 times a week and willfully ignoring common norms of decency and ethics.

This here-to-fore unknown provision of the Constitution gives Carte Blanche to a Special Counsel to… on his (or her) own, ride his horse over to the White House and arrest and charge the president for any of the above offenses, thereby circumventing the Cabinet's 25th Amendment role.

A Constitutional sub codicil states that if the VP is excessively religious, exceptionally conservative or uses an excessive amount of hair spray, he (or she) shall not ascend to the presidency and a special popular vote election will take place if and when the president is found guilty as charged.

In the interim, the candidate with the highest number of popular votes in the most recent presidential election will assume the highest office in the land. ...if he (or she) chooses to do so.

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* Section Four of the 25th Amendment adds that if the vice president and other high ranking officials inform Congress that the president is unable to perform his duties, the vice president assumes control unless the president petitions to Congress, which then must decide in favor of the president or the vice president.