“I did
not call the President a Moron a
dolt, a dunce or a dullard; Fake Newz”! - Rex Tillerson said in response to an
NBC report.
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Name…Satire is Our Game
Today, in a
hastily called press conference, Secretary of State Rex Tillerson (‘Tillie’, as
Trump affectionately calls him), forcefully said that “he did not call Our Dear
Leader a Moron a dolt, a dunce or a dullard”.
“I
distinctly recall that it was General Mattis who called him an Unbelievably Moronic Imbecile”.
“Or was it
General Kelly? Maybe McMaster. I think it was Kelly who may have called him an Unmitigated
Idiot who shouldn’t even be a low
level gofer in the Department of Agriculture. Perhaps he meant golfer”.
Tillerson
continued by saying that...
“It was after Mattis, Kelly and I had a few drinks and
were reading and roaring about Trump’s latest Tweets. We call it ‘R & R’ in the White House”.
“I think I
topped them all when I referred to Our Great Leader as A lazy, stupid,
crazy, irresponsible Dotard. I
got Dotard from Kim*…good Karma, no”? That’s spelled D O T A R D.
WikiLeekZ is NOT the NEWZ,
But May Be Someday
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* Kim Jung Un called Mr Trump a “mentally
deranged U.S. dotard”
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