Move over Oscar, Make
room for Harvey!
WikiLeekZ is Our Name…Satire is Our Game
In a purloined draft press release, WikiLeekZ has learned
that the Academy Award Foundation will announce a new category.
The draft release in its entirety follows...
"Starting in April 2017, at the Awards Ceremony, 'a new award, the HARVEY, will be presented to
the person in the entertainment business who best exemplifies the most egregious sexual predator of the
year.
The Harvey was named in honor of Harvey Weinstein, who will
be the initial recipient. At the same time, cheap, small fake replicas will be
awarded to Roger Ailes (posthumously), the 2
Bills...Cosby and O'Reilly and to
Donald Trump.
The award will be a 3 inch tin phallus taken from a plaster
cast of one of the recipients”.
The draft press states that
“Harvey will be cited
for an amazing ability to fool himself into thinking that such an unattractive
man would want to be gazed at while bathing or masturbating by young,
beautiful, talented women. He tricked himself into believing it and then ACTED
upon such a preposterous supposition! What skill and devotion”!
WikiLeekZ has also learned that Gloria Allred has agreed to
present Harvey with the first Harvey.
WikiLeekZ is NOT the NEWZ, But May Be Someday
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