Wednesday, October 11, 2017

Trump promises to inform public of the commencement of WWIII (3)

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"You'll be the first to know", promises Trump

By Executive Order, President Trump has hired an outside PR firm to inform the American people approximately 5-10 minutes before the outbreak of WWIII. It will be the PR firms' additional responsibility to send an e-mail to the Joint Chiefs of Staff at least 30 minutes prior to commencement of WWIII.

Trump has chosen this method of informing the appropriate people instead of making an Oval Office announcement. The reason, according to SHS, is that Trump and his family will be inspecting the underground  nuclear bomb shelter at SAC (Strategic Air Command) Headquarters in Nebraska at the precise time of the beginning of his Fury and Fire nuclear policy.

In a press release today, Sarah Huckabee Sanders said... "The president's visit to inspect the underground nuclear bomb- proof facilities will prove, without a doubt, that Trump is not a Moron".

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