Tuesday, March 7, 2017

Congress Declares that Trump is to be (partially) Barred from Crazy Tweets

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March 7, 2017

A congressional WikiLeekZ source has discovered a Bill with bi-partisan support in both the House and the Senate. So far, there are 97 Senate co-sponsors and 412 co-sponsors in the House of Representatives. Rarely has there been such unanimity in both houses of Congress and after only 18 hours since it was written and introduced. The House Oversight and Government Reform Committee and the Senate Rules and Reform Committee both brought the Bill out of committee with unanimous votes and without discussion.

The Bill is titled Give Americans a Break! and reads:

Whereas the Citizens of the United States of America, in order to get much needed sleep, be more productive and reduce their anxiety and growing dependency upon Valium and Aspirin, the Give America a Break! Bill Hereby declares that the current President of the United States, Donald J Trump, shall, upon passage of this Bill, refrain from using Twitter for any 4 days of his choosing each and every week Henceforth.

Furthermore, A Special Investigatory Committee composed of eminent scientists, psychologists and sleep experts will monitor the Mental Health of the Nation each week and if improvement is not scientifically evident, One More Day per Week will be added to the No-Tweet Period until the Mental Health of the Nation is Stabilized.  

The Give America a Break Bill! will expire at the end of His term.

WiKiLeekZ reminds its readers that with such overwhelming congressional support, a Veto by Trump will be ineffective

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