A Breaking WikiLeekZ Scoop: WikiLeekZ has obtained a copy of a Yet-to-be Released Press
Release from The Office of the Ruler of Central
Kamelistan.
The Press Release, to
be released at the appropriate time, follows …
From the Central Kamelistan Propaganda
Ministry… US President Donald Trump, Steve
Bannon and Mike Flynn, in concert with Russian Federation President Vladimir
Putin and Dmitri Medvedev, have sent into Central Kamelistan, an undetermined
number of Police Corps individuals in green uniforms to quell a small reactionary
uprising. These Police Corps
individuals, lightly armed and accompanied by tanks, missiles and fighter
planes were requested to come into Central Kamelistan in order to assist with
crowd control in the capital city of Arabesque. The Central Kamelistan Ruler has a cold and is unable to make a statement or be shown to the public at this time.
WikiLeekZ has also obtained a copy of a possible joint statement by Putin and Trump.:
We are simply coming
to the aid of a great and good Oil Producing country in a time of crisis…at the
request of Central Kamelistan’s government. We expect to be greeted in the
streets by the populace with flowers and candy and to bring our brave men and women home very
soon.
Trump simultaneously tweeted that:… this Operation will be known as the Greatest Engagement in the History
of the World and Songs and Poems will be Written about Me for Years to come.
Despite WikiLeekZ amazing contacts, WikiLeekZ has been
unable to find Any One in the US Government, Intelligence Community, Military
or Foreign Service with knowledge of this ‘Operation’.
Our WikiLeekZ Washington DC Correspondent has posited the
idea that this potential event may be a joint venture by Trump and Putin to cause
a diversion from the current Trump-Russia Investigations.
WikiLeekZ is NOT the NEWZ, But it May Be Someday.
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