Trump Asks
God for a Mulligan…
March 3, 2017
WikiLeekZ is Our Name...Satire is Our Game
WikiLeekZ has learned from an Inside Source that in an early
morning Tweet, President Trump asked his
God for a Mulligan…and got a reply from his God
"So,
Donald, I understand you want a Mulligan, a ‘do over’. Okay, I’ll grant you one
Mulligan. What do you wish you’d done differently and would like to change? Is it that you wished you'd..."
Not played
around as much as a youth?
Not acted
like a jerk to all of those women?
Been less egotistic,
narcissist and self-absorbed?
Been
somewhat more careful in your business dealings?
Spent more
time with your kids?
Not made
those accusations about President Obama and Kenya?
Started seriously
studying when you became a candidate?
Been kinder
and less abrasive to your political opponents?
Not
constantly lied to the American people during the campaign?
Chosen
someone other than Steve Bannon?
Or
do you have another request from the many more possibilities?
In response Trump Tweeted back to his God…
Hi God,
No, I’m okay with all of that and
more. I just want to know if you’d change places with me? Being President is
very hard work!
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