TRUMP CHOOSES WIKILEEKZ AS NEWZ SOURCE.
March 17, 2017
WikiLeekZ is Our Name...Satire is Our Game
WikiLeekZ has learned today, with some trepidation,
that President Trump is dumping Fox News, World Net Daily and Breitbart News as
his 'Go To' news sources. Because of the recent embarrassing (not to DJT),
brouhaha regarding the GCHQ, Wiretapping and O'Bama (it's St Patrick's Day),
Trump has decided to change news sources in order to get a more truthful take on domestic and world events.
Soon, according to WikiLeekZ WDC reporter, Sean Spicer
will name the 3 replacement news sources. They are, in alphabetical order: Well
known Satirist, Andy Borowitz of the New Yorker; the world famous, TheOnion and
the Nouveau Satire blog, WikiLeekZ.
When contacted by WikiLeekZ, Andy Borowitz offered only
a "no comment...I'll have to study the situation". TheOnion opined
that it might open up a whole new market in the Flat Earther, Geocentric and
Tin Foil Hat crowd. WikiLeekZ hadn't figured out how to interview itself by
post time.
WikiLeekZ is NOT the NEWZ although it May Be Someday.
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