24% of Americans cheer Trump's latest
Lack of Manners
WikiLeekZ is Our Name...Satire is Our Game
In a poll
conducted by WikiLeekZ 72 % of sentient Americans believe that President
Trump acted in a very rude, childish manner when he pushed the Prime Minister
of Montenegro aside at the NATO meeting yesterday. And...
24% applaud his most recent move
The 24%
breaks down into the following approving categories:
12% outright bullies
7% hyperactive third graders
4% narcissists who want to be in the
front/center of the group photo
1% idiots without manners
Wikileekz
takes a contrarian point of view by pointing out that Trump simply showed
candidate Gianforte the way one should treat his inferiors.
Those who
know Gianforte best told WikiLeekZ that
Gianforte is a fast learner and when Trump called to congratulate him on his
victory, Trump also applauded him for showing the press who's boss.
In fact,
Trump said that he plans to have a talk with Spicey about press relations and
has set up meeting between Spicer, Gianforte and Chuck Norris, an enthusiastic
Trump backer.
In a conversation
with Spicer, WikiLeekZ has learned that in the light of Trump and Gianforte's
actions, new rules of engagement are now
being drawn up for press conferences.
Marquis de
Queensbury publications have sold out wherever the President's entourage has
visited the past 10 rounds, 24 hours.
Trump
emphasized that he would never do anything, nor has he done anything to impugn
the dignity of the office of the presidency...he would never body slam a
reporter, for instance...unless he felt it necessary.
It has been
rumored that Trump is actually cowardly and of course, would never engage in a
physical confrontation in which he might be embarrassed by running away or
worse yet, mess up his hair.
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