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"We don't need no stinkin' wheels", Trump proudly announces...

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WikiLeekZ has learned that the Trump Administration plans to cut funding of the 'antiquated' Meals on Wheels Program*. "This program, delivering meals on wheels is so 20th Century" the press release stated today.

The Trump administration has announced a pairing with major airlines to parachute leftover meals from planes as they approach airports...thereby covering most of the country and "feeding many people, you can't believe how many people will be feasting on that great leftover airline cuisine. They'll have big, beautiful meals, the best" Trump stated.

For many areas outside of airport landing patterns, Trump is exploring a partnership with Amazon for drone delivery of its food staples that are past their sell-by dates.

Trump also proudly announced that there are plans for river, lake and ocean cruise ships to cast leftovers overboard in floating Styrofoam containers enabling those who can swim to have nutritious meals for free.

Trump's team will brief AARP to enable them to notify their membership of existing airliner landing patterns and marine navigation charts to enable those capable or their kids or grand kids to take advantage of this innovative Trump program and scavenge the Meals on Water.

Budget Director Mick Mulvaney pointed out in a press release that this plan, 'The Ecological Foreign Trade Pact', would not only reduce fuel consumption, thus be ecologically sound, but will transfer massive funds in the form of tax refunds which will be directed to a small group of Americans to enable them to buy even more expensive French Wines, Russian Beluga Caviar, Italian Ferrari's as well as great British bespoke tailoring.

* "We can't do that anymore. We can't spend money on programs just because they sound good. And great, Meals on Wheels sounds great. Again, that's a state decision to fund that particular portion — to take the federal money and give it to the states, and say look, we want to give you money for programs that don't work." Mick Mulvaney

But scientific studies have found Meals on Wheels programs are effective in improving nutrition among the elderly. And they're cost effective, because keeping older adults in their homes is less expensive than nursing-home care.

"It's not just a meal, but a wellness check," Noe of Meals on Wheels said. "That volunteer, that driver is able to tune into whether that person's health is failing, or if they’ve fallen or can't get out of their chair. And we’re delivering relief from isolation, and we’re delivering relief to their family as well."

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