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 President Trades Cruise for Caviar!

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WikiLeekZ has just finished its first ever interview with President Trump. The President thought that WikiLeaks was the interviewer and that seemed to pave the way for explosive revelations from the President. The interview was limited to Trump’s meeting in the White House with Lavrov and Kislyak last week in which a story in the Washington Post today divulged that Trump provided extremely sensitive, classified information to the Russians at that White House meeting.

In the interview with WikiLeekZ, Trump clearly stated that his disclosures to Lavrov and Kislyak are really no big deals. “Mike (Michael Flynn former NSA) has given the Russians much more sensitive, classified material and we’re still here, right?” Trump boasted.

“Oh, by the way, Bannon has a cozy relationship with a Russian spy here in WDC where they exchange very classified information…just the best, top stuff. Let me tell you, we come out way ahead on Bannon’s deal. There’s nobody like Bannon to make a deal, except maybe Jared.

Bannon meets with the Russian spy once a week and gives the Russian simple data like troop strength and movement, top secret Cruise Missile deployments, you know, things like that. In return, he gets the most amazing Borsch recipes and about 100 pounds of Beluga Caviar…maybe it’s 100 kilos, whatever. It’s a lot and we sell that stuff at Mar-a-Lago for big bucks; you should see the dinner bills those Russians oligarchs rack up”!

This is a quickly developing story. Be on the lookout for more interesting disclosures from the Commander-in-Chief.

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