Friday, May 5, 2017

Trump announces new jobs programThe Skeleton Corps

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With the House of Representatives passage of the American Health Care Act and in the grand tradition of the Civilian Conservation Corps (CCC) and the Peace Corps… Trump announces the formation of the Skeleton Corps.

Trump has often promised that Americans won’t be dying in the streets. “nobody is going to be dying on the streets with a President Trump,” he promised.

Today Trump unveiled his job-producing plan allied with the consequences of the proposed AHCA.
The Plan states
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Strong young men and women will be hired to roam the streets of the largest 100 American cities each day beginning at midnight, and cart away those Americans who died overnight on the streets, sidewalks and doorways of America. These bodies will be out of sight before good, hard-working Americans open their doors and head off to school and the workplace. 

There will be no bodies on the streets in the morning. In addition, the Skeleton Corps will roam around throughout the day to pick up anyone who decided to extend their lives a few hours longer…into the daylight or, those American citizens the Skeleton Corps determines are expected to die within a few hours.

This efficient plan will fulfill the optics of Trump’s statement that…

“nobody is going to be dying on the streets” when he takes over the Oval Office.  “nobody is going to be dying on the streets with a President Trump,” he promised.

Trump indicated that his plan will not only employ 1000’s of young people, giving them a purpose in life and a great future, but save taxpayers billions of dollars in unnecessary medical care for those forgotten, unknown citizens who were bound to die someday anyway.

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