‘Coffee Boy’ Papadopoulos
Inks Huge Starbucks Deal
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WikiLeekZ has learned that George Papadopoulos, a former Trump
foreign policy advisor turned famous 'Coffee
Boy', has signed a multiyear contract with Starbucks.
Papadopoulos will promote a special White House blend...Trump's Finest Blend, ‘The
Best Coffee Ever in History’! at various political
gatherings in and around Washington, DC. As a part of the contract,
Papadopoulos will bring in other White House advisors to promote the brand
.
In a Deal put together by Papadopoulos, Ivanka will soon
sign a licensing agreement lending her name and brand to a coffee blend tentatively
named ‘First Daughter’...'Have
a First Daughter Every Morning' is the tag line.
As a part of the arrangement, Trump, Inc. will receive $30 million dollars from Starbucks for their
right to use the Presidential Seal
and the official W H photograph of Trump holding the $10 million dollar check from an off-shore Starbucks bank account...(the remaining $20 million will be paid in cash…Russian Rubles ,
just in case).
Papadopoulos himself will have his own blend...'Coffee Boy Dark Roast' blend with the
tag line "He's an excellent guy... And, he makes
an excellent coffee" –Donald J Trump
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