Trump believes in
Putin, Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy
WikiLeekZ is Our Name…Satire is Our Game
WikiLeekZ was present at the informal Q & A Trump held
in the Philippines and recorded the following:
The president, when queried whether he had asked Putin about
Russian election interference in the US, replied…
“Putin told me he
absolutely did not interfere with our elections. I've asked him multiple times
and I believe him.”
When asked by a reporter what else Trump believes, he
replied that absolutely he believes in Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny.
"I'm also pretty
sure about the Tooth Fairy even though McMaster has tried to tell me she
doesn't exist. I know she does because I got lots of money under my pillow as a
kid”.
“I've also sent out a
huge expeditionary force to capture some Big Feet and a much smaller group to
bring back some leprechauns in time for St Patrick’s Day”.
“Putin assured me that
I am absolutely right in my beliefs”.
Trump continued…
“By the way, I also
believe that Judge Moore, H Weinstein,
Bill Cosby and K Spacey did not molest those people and, I have letters from all of those guys attesting
that I did not sexually harass those
women and that I had the biggest inaugural crowd in history”.
WikiLeekZ is NOT the NEWZ, But May Be Someday
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