US birth rate
continues to keep pace with Mass Murders
WikiLeekZ is Our Name…Satire is Our Game
WikiLeekZ learned today from the US Bureau of True
Statistics that if the birth rate in the US continues at its current pace, the
population of the USA will remain stable for the foreseeable future.
Despite some nervous warnings from the anti-gun crowd that
the population of the US will soon reach zero, the Bureau has reassured
WikiLeekZ that despite the recent mass killings in Las Vegas and Texas, America
will give birth to enough citizens to supply the mass murder-gun crowd for
years to come.
The Bureau issued this caveat, however: "our projection
is based upon the same level or just a slight uptick in mass murders. As
weaponry becomes more sophisticated and lethal and the NRA gains in strength,
the possibility of a zero sum game would loom in the US.
If this trend continues, The Bureau recommends a mass
migration of citizens to less violent countries such as Iraq or Syria in the
future.
So, America, nothing to worry about! Yet
WikiLeekZ is NOT the NEWZ, But May Be Someday
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