Trump announces Irish
Travel Ban and Roundup
From his hotel suite in Japan, President Trump announced an
immediate roundup of anyone with an Irish name because the Texas Church
shooter's name is Devin Patrick Kelley, a fine Irish name.
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In the wake of the recent Texas church mass murders,
president Trump has ordered an immediate travel ban on anyone coming from
Ireland and signed an Executive Order banning anyone with an Irish sounding name
from entering US territory.
In addition, a mass roundup, WWII-Japanese style, of Irish-Americans
is under way as WikiLeekZ goes to press.
Chief of Staff Kelly has volunteered to be the first to be
incarcerated under this new edict.
"The safety of the US citizenry is uppermost in all of
our minds and I consider it my patriotic duty to become the first to be
jailed".
Before Kelly left for Leavenworth, he combed the WH files
for other bad dude Irishmen. Steve Bannon and KellyAnne Conway were immediately
informed of their status.
Soon after the edict, the ACLU has filed a brief in the DC
Federal Court challenging the presidential act.
CNN reports that Statues of Ed Sullivan,
Tom Clancy and JFK are tumbling down all across this great nation of ours.
Sean Hannity, Ann Coulter, George Clooney, Conan O' Brien and
Chris Matthews were all seen pleading their innocence as they were taken into
custody.
Bill O'Reilly and James Comey went peacefully accompanied by
their lawyers.
Law enforcement officials are searching for descendants of
Walt Disney, Alfred Hitchcock, Neal Cassady and F Scott Fitzgerald. They are
hampered by the fact that approximately 60% of police forces are Irish
Americans.
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