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Earlier today, President Trump re-tweeted unverified, questionable videos purporting to show Muslims assaulting people and smashing a statue of the Virgin Mary.

In answering questions by reporters, Press Spokesperson, Sarah Huckabee Sanders said…

"Whether it is a real video, the threat is real". "That is what the President is talking about, that is what the President is focused on is dealing with those real threats, and those are real no matter how you look at it."

When pressed on whether it matters if the video is real, Sanders said reporters were "focusing on the wrong thing."

"The threat is real," she said, later adding that "the threat needs to be addressed. The threat has to be talked about and that is what the President is doing in bringing that up."

On the heels of the re-tweeted so-called Muslim videos, Trump tweeted a link to the movie, Planet of the Apes later today and this afternoon, Trump issued three Executive Orders dealing with another Huge Existential threat to America.

1)      Full travel ban on all Simians attempting to enter the USA

2)      Homeland Security will commence immediately building walls around Monkey Houses in major zoos across the USA

3)      Eric, Little Don and Erik Prince will lead Blackwater Mercenaries in an Expeditionary Force to Africa in order to eradicate the imminent Simian threat to the people of the USA

Sarah Sanders was again besieged by reporters and, in answer to questions about the president’s link to Planet of the Apes, she replied "Whether it is a real movie, the threat is real". Blah, Blah, Blah…

Miss Sanders also gave a heads up to the assembled press by telling them to be on the lookout early in the morning for a tweet and link to King Kong.

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