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The Elephant in the Dining Room

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From Our Washington Correspondent…

Last month, at a family gathering in The Family Dining Room of the White House, Donald Trump, Jr (Little Don) asked Big Don (President Trump) for a favor.

“Sure, Little Don, anything. As president, you get to do anything you want, even grab them by the pussy”.

“Well”, said little Don…”Eric and I are going to Zambia to hunt Elephants and Lions and we want to bring back some trophies so that we can brag about what great and brave hunters we are”.

“I’ve already rolled back the disgusting Obama law* for Lions and now every blood-thirsty, brave hunter can bring back heads of Lions that they cut off after they’ve shot them from sixty yards away. But I thought that you boys used Tillerson’s Diplomatic Pouch for your trophies”.

“We did, Dad, but that was when we were bringing back just Elephant Ears and Tails but now we want to cut off the whole head including tusks and they won’t fit into Rex’s Bag”.

“Sure, no problem; it’ll be done by mid-November**; a fitting memorial to my election anniversary. You get your Elephant Heads and Tusks and I symbolically rain carnage on the Republican Party. Get it? Elephants-GOP!”

“Thanks, Dad…just one more thing. Barron wants a Panda Bear”.

“No problem, I’ll make a call tomorrow to China and we’ll have a freshly slaughtered and stuffed Panda sent by DHL in a few days”.

“No, Barron’s not like us; he wants a live Panda to take to Show and Tell at school. Last week he suggested that he bring his Dad to school one day, but that was rejected in a landslide. It’s Washington, you know…the kids and teachers wanted to see a Panda instead.”

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*The Trump Administration recently rolled back protections for African lions, releasing new guidelines that allow hunters to bring trophies from animals killed in parts of Africa into the U.S., according to updated rules released by the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service.

**The Trump administration plans to allow hunters to bring trophies of elephants they killed in Zimbabwe and Zambia back to the United States, reversing a ban put in place by the Obama administration in 2014, a U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service official confirmed for ABC News.