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January 10, 2017 9 pm West Coast Time Trump/Putin to Make Joint Announcement:
As our
readers have learned from the last post, Russia does indeed have the goods on
Trump.
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has learned that President-Elect Donald Trump and President Vladimir Putin will
soon make simultaneous announcements from the Kremlin in Moscow and Trump Tower
in NYC. According to a joint communique, both men will announce that they are
moving on in their personal lives. President Putin began his life change by
divorcing his wife Lyudmila Putina
in 2014 and Mr Trump will file divorce papers from Melania within one week. Mr Trump
explained it this way; “there was no way I could have been elected President of
the US without a wife. I just followed
Vlad’s example who waited until his election was assured and then divorced
Lyudmila”.
Trump’s
statement continued by saying that he and Vlad will be getting married in San
Francisco, California as soon as his divorce is final, which should be a few
weeks after his inauguration. He explained by saying that he and the Russian
President have been planning their marriage for about 18 months culminating in
the plan to become the biggest Power Couple the world has ever seen. “No one
has ever seen anything like this”, he continued. “It’s huge. We have contracts
from 47 networks worldwide and that will be the beginning of the Donnie and Vlad
“Reality Is Strange” TV reality show
which will be broadcast worldwide 24/7. We’ll be kings of the TV world and
after 6 months, we have a syndication deal with 456 TV stations from Albania to
Zanzibar, wherever the hell that is”.
The Joint Press release continued by posing the question
Why? ; and then answering it.
“Did you see the photo of Vlad on horseback without his
shirt”? Trump offered. “I was hooked on first sight. I’ve always said, love the
one you’re with. We bonded immediately in Moscow when Vlad expressed his love
for those gold ornate chairs that I had in my apartment…they were just like the
ones Vlad had taken from the Hermitage to decorate his bedroom and powder room
at his dacha in the country”.
Where will you live? was the next question and answer.
“We’re planning to divide our time between Washington and
Moscow. Of course, we’ll have Vlad’s dacha retreat in the country and Mar a
Lago in Florida to work on our winter tans and to go to the clubs in Miami
Beach”.
If anyone has any other questions, please direct your
questions to Kellyanne Conway.
Signed… Vlad and Donnie.
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