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January 13,
2017 Friday the 13th
WikiLeekZ
Hollywood Exclusive:
Elvis, Sinatra and Michael Jackson to
perform at Trump’s Inauguration
According to
our Hollywood ‘reporter’, Elvis Presley, Frank Sinatra and Michael Jackson are
scheduled to perform with Jackie Evancho and the Mormon Tabernacle Choir on
January 20 , 2017 at PEOTUS Donald J Trump’s Inauguration Ceremony
in Washington DC.
It had been
a shattering blow to the ego and a setback of personal pride to Mr Trump
because no entertainer of stature has agreed to perform at His inauguration,
the most important ceremony in the lifetime, to date, of Mr Trump.
It has been
rumored that prizes such as Ambassadorships, secrets of his Hair Stylist and
Cabinet Posts have been offered to anyone who could ink an entertainer a notch
above Scott Baio. However, Mr Trump, upon reading reports of the secured
lineup, gave his tacit approval and wanted to telephone the 3 entertainers
immediately. An aide suggested that the time was not appropriate.
When first
reported, we at WikiLeekZ were somewhat skeptical of the proposed lineup, for
obvious reasons…who would want to watch Ms Evancho perform anywhere? And
secondly, we can watch the Mormon Tabernacle Choir any Sunday on television.
As for
Elvis, Frank and Michael, WikiLeekZ was to some extent, incredulous because
Frank, except for a momentary lapse, had been a lifelong Democrat. Additionally,
it would be unusual for Trump’s Bible Belt supporters to countenance a well-known
drug user and a probable child abuser being on the same stage as the pure-in
heart, pristine Mr Trump.
According to
our ‘reporter’, Miss Evancho will sing 3 songs as the crowd files in to the
viewing area. After the arrival of all of the dignitaries, The Holographic
Image of Mr Sinatra will kick off the ceremony with “My Way”, Elvis’s
Holographic Image will sing a rousing rendition of “Jail House Rock” and
Michael’s Holographic Image’s “Dangerous” will cap off the first part of the
program. Frank, Elvis and Michael will not stay for the remainder of the
ceremony.
The Mormon
tabernacle Choir will sing their version of “All Come All Ye Faithful” ending
the entertainment program.
The Trump
Inaugural Committee is still working on getting the performers Al Jolson, Sarah
Bernhardt and Tupac Shakur to be a part of the celebration.
Zeny
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