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January 14,
2017
WikiLeekZ
Editorial:
Golden Showers, What’s the Big deal?
Okay,
granted that having, watching, receiving, etc. Golden Showers is probably
embarrassing to Trump and would be to most of us. On the other hand, Trump
would have support rained upon him from the Golden Shower crowd.
Who among us
has not stayed in the Presidential Suite of the Moscow Ritz Carlton, had our
taxi driver or hotel concierge arrange for 3 comely, statuesque Russian beauties
to come up to our rooms and have a little wet fun? I imagine that almost
everyone has served Cristal Champagne and fruit juices to beautiful women (or
men) as the case may be, and watched while they pissed all over each other and drizzled
yellow onto our tiny hands? If we have not been so fortunate, surely, we have
wished to have the refreshing experience, good to the last drop, right?
To be
honest, by now, who really cares? Nothing he does seems to astonish the
populace any longer. Maybe a few ‘germaphobes’ as Trump says he is, or some
hypocritical political figures who have already lost their honor and dignity
during the election campaign will issue phony tsk tsks.
Trump may
want to consider bringing out the video he surely made of the event and distribute
it worldwide so that he could be declared the winner of the most watched TV
event in the history of man and maybe pick up an Emmy in the process. The
televised event would be bigger than the last episode of Mash or Dallas, the
funeral of Princess Diana, the wedding of Diana and Charles, the FIFA World Cup
Finals and the Super Bowl. It would be HUGE, perhaps bigger than all combined.
Accolades
would be showered upon him from the entertainment industry and TV rights money
would pour into his coffers. People would pay to watch beautiful young women
pissing on Trump; Pay Per View proceeds would be Bigly. Thousands would line up,
even in the pouring rain, to audition for the chance to pee on Trump in
sure-to-be-made sequels. They might even work without pay or royalties; there
might even be bidding for the leading parts.
Trump might
have inaugurated a trend…the Golden (Shower)
Age of Trumpian Politics.
No one seems
care about the other sections of the dossier…the passages that suggest that his
staff may have colluded with (or been blackmailed by) Russian officials in an
exchange for Trump’s acquiescence to
Russian takeover of Crimea and its covert military involvement in Ukraine (see
WikiLeekZ Trump/Russia exposé).
But peeing on someone may, ironically, be his
downfall…after a life of pissing on others and societies’ standards of common,
decent behavior; he could be hounded out of office by an odd, but relatively
innocent personal preference and a feeling of personal entitlement. Sad, so Sad.
Zeny
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