Trump meets with Top US Scientists:
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Today, at the urging of VP Elect Pence and possible Cabinet
member Ben Carson, Donald Trump and a selected group of his advisers met with
scientists from NOAA, the National Science Foundation and NASA to discuss Trump
and Pence's scientific theories. Scott Pruitt, climate change denier will join
Trump’s ‘science’ team as well.
PEOTUS wants to be sure that the assembled ‘so-called’scientists
understand that the Earth is really flat, global climate change is a Huge
Chinese hoax and that the Sun continues to revolve around the Earth. To bolster
Trump's arguments, he brought the majority owner of the Supermarket Rack Journal of Science, the Breitbart News editor-in-chief of the Rumors, Conspiracies and Faux News
section and lastly, the new weather person/ Miss Teen Tractor Pull for KRAZ TV,
OKC.
Pence and Carson are particularly interested in being sure
that the scientists understand and are wholeheartedly in agreement with their
premise that the Earth is about 6,000-10,000 (give or take) years old and that
dinosaurs and humans roamed the Earth at the same time. Pence has secured the
Creationist expert, Ken Hamm, the developer of the Noah's Ark theme park in
Kentucky to bolster their argument.
The meeting was held in a Trump Tower and, according to
Trump, lasted as long as necessary...which wasn't very long because his expert
team very quickly deemed the scientists ignorant and unwilling to take into
consideration any of Trump's panel of ‘expert
’assertions. As an example of the small mindedness of the assembled
scientists, Trump cited the unassailable fact that it was presently snowing in
NYC in the face of the global warming claims of the scientists.
"Duh", Trump exclaimed. "Case closed".
Trump was in the process of explaining to the assembled
press corps that the scientist present at the meeting would all be fired for
gross incompetence...when he was interrupted by an aide who whispered to Trump
that all of the scientists had already resigned en masse and were now making
snowballs and would soon invade the lobby. A cheer arose from some of the
members of the press; other reporters were silent in hopes of gaining an
interview with Mr Trump and having a chance for a selfie with Trump.
A sizable number of scientists from institutions such as
Cal, MIT, Stanford and Cal Tech said that they would be examining the
possibility of the validity of Trump's theories. Coincidentally, these same
scientists have research grants under review by incoming Trump Administration
appointees in February 2017. The research scientists’ spokesman, without even a
slight hint of irony, declared that the two events are not in any way related.
Subsequently, 100% of these same scientists used Twitter to back up the
spokesman's statements.
"The heavens revolve daily and, immense as is their
fabric and inconceivable the rapidity of their revolutions, we experience no
concussion.... How could the earth hang suspended in the air were it not upheld
by God's hand? By what means could it maintain itself unmoved, while the
heavens above are in constant rapid motion, did not its Divine Maker fix and
establish it”…Tolosani (16th C Dominican Theologian-Astronomer) in
refutation of Copernicus.
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