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The Emperor and the Amen Corner


Yesterday morning, the President walked into the Oval Office wearing a long red tie, black socks and a red baseball hat emblazoned with THE EMPEROR.

Priebus, Conway, Kushner and Spicer looked up from their briefing books, saw that he had no clothes except for a hat, tie and socks, and in unison, said "Good morning, Mr President"

"Good morning staff, isn't it a bit chilly in here"? He asked.

"Yes, it is", they answered together."

"What's everyone staring at", Trump asked.

"Uh, it's your hat, Mr President, it's a very nice red color. Nice tie too, very good that it's so looong" they recited together.

"Yeah, Eric had it made especially for me. He trade marked the design, so I'll be the only one in America to have one".

"Won't you please have a seat, sir?", the chorus almost begged him.

Trump sat down and began shuffling papers in an off handed way, not paying attention to anything in particular, even those marked in fire engine red with LOOK AT THIS NOW!, received no attention.

"Hey, would someone get me a fur towel or something? This chair is freezing my ass off. And would someone turn up the heat and get me a hot tea"?

The staff was slightly more comfortable now, but not entirely. They could not avert their gazes at the President, sitting behind that historic desk, gazing at a big, pasty, white mass of flesh, a red hat on top of orange hair and a bright red tie. They couldn't see the socks, nor were they going to look under the table.They were so transfixed that they didn't notice Barron as he entered the room.

"Hey Dad, you don't have any clothes on".

"Of course he does" KellyAnne retorted, "now just run along".

Barron backed out of the Oval Office looking alternately at his dad and the staff with a puzzled look on his face.

After Barron left, Trump declared..."great job staff, you all get a raise. You passed my test. You didn't disagree with anything I said or did and that's the way I want it...just like you've all done since I declared. Now, let's get down to business; how can we best market and make money from this Emperor hat"?

"It's still cold in here, would someone turn up the heat"?

Zeny