Saturday, February 11, 2017

WikiLeekZ has learned that Mike Flynn, Trump’s National Security Advisor, will be taking a leave of absence in order to ‘spend more time with his family’.

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In a statement released by Flynn’s office, Flynn stated that he feels it is his patriotic duty to take kids to school, help with school projects and work on his ‘honey do’ list. Flynn further states that “the roof on his home needs attention” and that he “hasn’t mowed the grass for years”.

In the statement, Flynn, a former General, vehemently denied that his departure from the White House is not a result of the Fake News reports or contact that he and/or the Trump presidential campaign had with Russia for the past year. He added that a potential investigation including the *Logan Act by the so-called Senate had anything to do with his exodus. Flynn did mention that his attorney suggested that being away from the glare of the Fake News Media and taking a part time position with Fox News would solve most of the problems.

The statement also reported that Flynn strongly denied that when he had a few conversations with the Russian Ambassador,Sergey Kislyak, and others, that he or the Trump campaign did not use e-mails, text messages, telephone conversations, carrier pigeons or face-to-face meetings to discuss Golden Showers, Crimea, Ukraine, Permits for Trump’s Moscow properties, Sanctions, Snowden, Hacking of the Democratic Party or Flynn’s Russian Television (RT) lucrative contract.

Flynn’s communications simply dealt with local weather conditions, the Kardashians, the World Series and an exchange of Christmas cookie recipes.


When contacted yesterday, Reince Priebus, Sean Spicer and V P Mike Pence (all of whom previously defended Flynn) denied that Flynn was going to be thrown under the bus. 

In the meantime, FBI Director Comey has been tasked with determining the size and color of the bus.

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*The Logan Act (1 Stat. 61318 U.S.C. § 953, enacted January 30, 1799) is a United States federal law that forbids unauthorized citizens from negotiating with foreign governments having a dispute with the U.S. It was intended to prevent the undermining of the government's position.[2] The Act was passed following George Logan's unauthorized negotiations with France in 1798, and was signed into law by President John Adams on January 30, 1799. The Act was last amended in 1994, and violation of the Logan Act is a felony.





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