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Sanctuary Cities Bar Trump
WikiLeekZ obtained an advance copy this
morning of The Associated Sanctuary Cities of America press release outlining
their plans to bar President Donald J Trump from entering their associated
cities until he completed their Extreme Vetting Protocol.
The Extreme
Vetting Protocol includes such tests as:
An IQ test
A completed
form explicitly describing each marriage, affair & one night stand the
applicant has indulged in. ( this form is to weed out serial creeps)
A
copy of the past 3 years Federal Income Taxes
A full and complete listing
of all lies, prevarications, untruths and falsehoods the applicant has been
caught in
A full and complete accounting of lawsuits and judgements found
against applicant
A list (if any) of character references
The
smile test. Applicants must prove that they smile or are capable of smiling at
least once a day and provide such proof
The Associated Sanctuary Cities
Protocol must be filled out in advance and approved before applicants begin
flying, driving, training or cycling to each city.
WikiLeekZ has also
learned that major capitals throughout the world are contacting The Sanctuary
Cities Association about details of implementation of their Extreme Vetting
Protocol.
The SCA has also stated that associates and Trump family
members will have to complete the forms as well and file their travel plans in
advance.
Zeny
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