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Feb 8, 2017
In many interviews, WikiLeekZ has discovered that Steve Bannon
has made clear that he is, first and foremost, an apocalypticist. A NYC
WikiLeekZ ‘fake reporter’ was at a Trump fund-raiser and describes a
conversation she overheard:
DJT and Steve Bannon happened to be chatting at a fund raiser
in the Hamptons last summer when Trump mentioned that he loved the movie, Apocalypto
and, was looking for an astrophysicist or astrologer to head up his campaign’s pseudo-
science team.
When an aide told DJT that Bannon, chief of Breitbart News,
was an apocalypticist* Trump hired Bannon
on the spot and said that he was just the man he’s looking for. “I never
thought I’d find the perfect person I’ve been looking for…an astronaut and an
Apocalypto fan".
When I become president, how about joining the National
Security Council? An apocalypticist** or astrophysicist or whatever you are
would help to keep the no-nothing, lying, fake news press on their toes”.
“I would be delighted to join your staff. How about making me your
Chief Counselor also? I could fill your head with Fundamentalism, End Times news, the Imminent Rapture, Armageddon,
and
we’ll usher in the birth of a new political order. We’re gonna have to have
some dark days before we get to the blue sky of morning again in America, Mr
President”.
“Mr President, you say. I like the sound of that. Okay, you’ll be
my Chief Counselor. By the way, what’s this End Times thing you mentioned”?
“The Truth, Mr
President and you’re base of religious zealots, kooks and true believers will
follow us to the end of Time knowing you’re one of us Apocalypto’s.
“Hey Steve, I’ve got two tickets each for ZombieWorld, Maze Runner
and The War of the Worlds, which one
do you want to see after this so-called party is over”?
“How about the Terminator”?
“Naw, that guy’s a loser. Let’s go grab some you know what”.
“Mr President, I never thought you’d ask”.
* Apocalypticism is the religious belief that
there will be an apocalypse, a term which originally referred to a revelation
of God's will, but now usually refers to the belief that the world will come to
an end very soon, even within one's own lifetime. This belief is usually
accompanied by the idea that civilization will soon come to a tumultuous end
due to some sort of catastrophic global event... Wikipedia
**Bannon has made clear that he is, first and
foremost, an apocalypticist
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