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Trump's Ideas Are From Dollar Store


Jan. 30, 2017
Trump Seen Shopping at DC Dollar Store

Trump Buys His Executive Orders by the Dozen...Saves Nation Big Bucks

WikiLeekZ has learned that Trump has been shopping at the Dollar store in Washington DC where he was seen buying old Executive Orders. Trump intimated to a confidant that it was way too much trouble for him to figure out all of the wording of the Executive Orders he's been forcing upon America in his first week.

The Executive Orders at the Dollar Store are found stacked in racks in the dimly lit back right corner, out of the way of the best selling items such as cotton balls, Christmas ornaments and greeting cards.

No one ever seems to check out the boxes and racks dating from the Hoover Administration ...at reduced prices, the Reagan years...the highest prices during Republican years, and of course thick research books filled with Clinton and Carter Executive Orders. Obama hasn't had a chance to gather his from all of the shoe boxes he stored under his bed. There are no Bush E O's to be found because Bush 44 has been using his for painting Laura and the dog and he convinced his Dad to give him all of his extras for his paintings.

Trump started shopping at the Dollar Store after he exhausted the entire supply of primo, high concept Executive Orders which he bought online at Overstocked. He used those writings as ideas during his long campaign.

Trump has been seen lately biting his nails and drumming his fingers on the Oval Office desk, looking nervous as he contemplates his Presidency when the Dollar Store Executive Orders are all gone. The thought of carrying out a box of Herbert Hoover E O's frightens him.

Zeny