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RT (Russian TV) Television Signs Mike Flynn to Bigly Contract

February 15, 2017

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WikiLeekZ has learned from an anonymous source within the Kremlin that former 3 Star General Mike Flynn, ousted National Security Advisor, has just signed a lucrative long-term contract with RT Television, the Russian Propaganda Network. Flynn's role will be to co-host a new program...Putin and Trump Make the World Great Again!

At a press conference held in WDC at the Trump International Hotel on Pennsylvania Avenue, just blocks from the White House, a spokeswoman for the American version of RT read the following statement.

"Ladies and Gentlemen of the Press, I am pleased to announce that General Mike Flynn has honorably resigned from his prestigious post as NSA in order to fulfill a lifetime ambition which is to co-host a new program on RT Television. General Flynn brings an extraordinary amount of experience and understanding of spy craft and military experience with both the USA and Russia to this propaganda program...Putin & Trump Make the World Great Again!

General Flynn has signed a multi-year contract running into the mid 7 figures and since he'll be spending much time researching in Russia, President Putin has thrown a magnificent Dacha into the deal. A very famous American Reality Program Host, Donald Trump, has signed on as an adviser to the program along with his co-hosting duties with President Putin and others.

You will also be interested in knowing that RT Television has contracted with Geert Wilders, the well-known Dutch right wing nationalist, Jean-Marie LePen, the granddaddy of French Extreme nationalism, Nigel Farage of Brexit fame and former KKK head David Duke. These men will all have segments of the new TV show...PTMWGA!"

The Lineup:

Duke will focus on Hatred of Anyone Not Caucasian and Cross Burning Safety

Wilders forte is slamming Muslims and will lead a seminar on exclusion

Flynn will demonstrate the Nexus of government, military, big business, spy craft, the Rapture and End Times, in easy to be brain-washed sessions.

Putin will lead discussions of how to eliminate opposing journalists, concentrating on poisons

Farage will conduct seminars on how to screw up Britain’s as well as the global economy

Trump will demonstrate the power of Twitter in bashing Rosie, Streep, Baldwin and SNL...he will also take on the dual role of demonstrating...as-he-goes...on how to screw up a government in 4 easy weeks.

LePen will fulminate from his Provençal Villa about both the Jews and Muslims ruining France

Rupert Murdoch, Media Mogul of Sky News and Fox News fame has inked a deal giving him exclusive world-wide distribution rights to all markets outside of the US and Russia. From his London office, Murdoch issued this statement...

“I am very pleased to be able to change the world with the PTMWGA! Programming. I will be able to, through my global media empire, provide access to more than 68% of the population of the world to this Global Movement; and at the same time make piles of money".


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