Where’s
Kellyanne?
WikiLeekZ is Our Name...Satire is Our Game
February 22, 2017
WikiLeekZ
asks: Has Kellyanne Conway been put in the Witness Protection Program?
Rumors
abound among Beltway wags that Kellyanne Conway is now in a Trumpian version of
the Witness Protection Program. Some people call it the NPP…the News Protection Program. In this
program, Kellyanne’s job description has been altered from Counselor to the President to
Fetcher of the Coffee. Her new assignment will allow Americans to become less crazy.
When WikiLeekZ asked
the White House for clarification of Conway’s position, Sean Spicer issued the
following statement from Trump.
“I value Kellyanne’s
unequaled contributions to Make America Great Again. My margin of victory was
historic, the best ever and I am the least racist person you know. I said it,
Kellyanne said it and it must be true. It’s called Presidential
Infallibility!”
Spicer amplified
Trump’s so-called statement by explaining that…
“The Unfair, Fake News has made it difficult
for Kellyanne to appear on some news programs because responses to questions on
these Fake News programs are expected to be honest and truthful. The
Alternative Facts Universe that Kellyanne inhabits does not allow for such
stringent adherence to the Truth. Kellyanne will now be able to spend much
needed time with her family.”
“The Trump
Administration, through its Alternative Thinking Initiative, is working on a
way to ban fair and probing questions by the So-Called Press”... that will not be squelched by the So-Called Courts".
When WikiLeekZ asked
Spicer about Trump’s coffee preferences, Spicer replied … “The Infallible President
takes his coffee 9/10 cream and 1/10 coffee. No Dark Roast for Him”.
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