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January 24, 2017

Alec Baldwin Inks Deal With MGM


WikiLeekZ has learned today from our Hollywood reporter that Alec Baldwin has signed on to reprise his SNL role as Donald J Trump for 4 movies to be made within this coming 4 year period. Baldwin's salary is confidential, but it is assumed that these films will put him into Trump's net worth territory. That salary will be donated to Planned Parenthood and will soon be revealed by the real, factual WikiLeaks. Planned Parenthood is skeptical that the amount will help bigly.

The first film is rumored to be titled   1984 Revisited.

Kelly Anne Conway has pushed back furiously on the proposed project saying that the President would rather have Robert Redford or Sean Connery play his character.

Baldwin responded that perhaps Kelly Anne got it all wrong and that the movie deal story may possibly, perhaps be in fact, an Alternative Fact, in fact.

The second film's tentative title is   12 Angry Men Revisited. Casting is still going on for the characters Melania, Pence, Ivana and Steve Bannon and many others.
Casting directors are reviewing many films including The Stepford Wives, V for Vendetta and Batman for character development and makeup.

Coming soon to a theatre near you!

Zeny

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