*"I've been briefed”.
WikiLeekZ is Our Name…Satire is Our
Game
A WikiLeekZ
Trump Press Conference Report:
February 17,
2017
WikiLeekZ
and all of the citizens of the US can now breath a bigly sigh of relief in
knowing that Trump has been briefed about the horrors of a nuclear war.
Yesterday,
Trump said…"I've been briefed. And I
can tell you one thing about a briefing that we're allowed to say, because
anybody that ever read the most basic book can say it, nuclear holocaust would
be like no other."
Evidentially,
the intelligence officers who briefed the man with his finger on the nuclear
button has allowed Trump to divulge to the world that a “nuclear holocaust
would be like no other”.
Trump did not, however, disclose to the
assembled reporters if he had in fact, read that most basic book earlier or if the
briefing officers had recently let him in on such a bigly secret.
Trump also
said, and **WikiLeekZ has not determined the veracity of the following statement
that, "We're a very powerful nuclear
country and so are they,"
Again, Trump
astounds WikiLeekZ with his depth of knowledge and understanding of world
affairs that he imparts to a citizenry, eager to better understand our dangerous
planet.
How long have
we waited for such words of wisdom from our leaders?
Thank you,
President Trump! You may now return to your chosen line of emphasis and
continue bashing the Fake News Press, Hillary, SNL and the American Judicial System.
*"We're a very powerful nuclear country and so are they," Mr Trump said. "I've been briefed. And I can tell you one thing about a briefing that we're allowed to say, because anybody that ever read the most basic book can say it, nuclear holocaust would be like no other."...From Feb. 16 Trump Press Conference
**WikiLeekZ is quite certain that that is a true statement.
Remember, This Is Not The News, Though Some Is True. And, Much Will be Shown To Be True In The Future.
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