Trump Bans Americans from Traveling to USA
Feb. 3, 2017
WikiLeekZ has learned that it was brought to the
attention of DJT today that more than 15,000 murders were committed by Americans
of Americans in 2016. Consequently, Trump has banned USA citizens from traveling
to the United States. "We have to keep the killers out of America", Trump stated.
The new Executive Order welcomes the citizens of
Syria, Yemen, Iran, Iraq, Sudan, none of whom who have killed a single American
in recent years, to visit the USA and spread their brand of peace and love
across the nation. The new Executive Order also bans Egyptian and Saudi
citizens, the countries whose citizens were involved in 9/11.
For good
reason, the travel ban has confused American citizens, many of whom are looking
into dual citizenship possibilities. Mexican citizens who are not American
citizens, seem to have more freedom to travel throughout the country and are
making money smuggling US citizens from home to work and back. Americans who
cannot afford guide/smugglers are finding work in the homes of these overworked
Mexicans.
The Mexican government is carefully studying the possibility of
barring American citizens from entering their country in fear of an upswing of
murders in Mexico. France, England and Japan are in the process of crafting
legislation to ban Americans who have voted for Trump and yesterday, China
barred a group of Baptist missionaries from entering the mainland from Hong
Kong.
DJT and his entire family and staff have been granted honorary
citizenship by V Putin, thus, DJT thinks that the government leadership can
continue doing what they do best.
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